We are confronted by two types of social contradictions — those between ourselves and the enemy and those among the people themselves. The two are totally different in their nature. – Chairman Bush Mao Zedong

You see, when contradictions appear they are but an illusion:

President Bush Discusses Iraq War Emergency Supplemental
Diplomatic Reception Room
2:00 P.M. EDT

Here in Washington, members of both parties recognize that our most solemn responsibility is to support our troops in the war on terror. Yet, today, a narrow majority in the House of Representatives abdicated its responsibility by passing a war spending bill that has no chance of becoming law, and brings us no closer to getting our troops the resources they need to do their job.

This is your War, Mr. Bush. You own it. You veto this bill and it is you who have cut off funds from the troops. It is your failure as a leader to heed the Will of the People and fulfill your duties as Commander in Chief.

The purpose of the emergency war spending bill I requested was to provide our troops with vital funding. Instead, Democrats in the House, in an act of political theater, voted to substitute their judgment for that of our military commanders on the ground in Iraq. They set rigid restrictions that will require an army of lawyers to interpret. They set an arbitrary date for withdrawal without regard for conditions on the ground. And they tacked on billions for pet projects that have nothing to do with winning the war on terror. This bill has too much pork, too many conditions and an artificial timetable for withdrawal.

“Political theater?” You mean like that temper tantrum you threw earlier this week? Speaking of which, maybe you’d have a few more lawyers around to interpret what your reading deficient ass can’t grasp if you weren’t firing them left and right for partisan political purposes. And Pork?! Please! Oh, that’s right, IOKIYAR.

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