Good News!
by Frederick
Don’t ever tell anyone you never see any good news around here. Word on the street is you are half as likely to die an asshole of asshole cancer.
In other news:

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…and, via Digby:


Comments
I fear over half of the population, Rudy included, are already suffering from it.
did he officially change his name yet?
No Graeme, but I expect a sizable check from his election pac for designing that logo for him…I mean, he knows how to spend money.
That radio problem might be his final undoing.
My husband’s cousin has had anus cancer. She’s now dealing with tumors of the bladder and lung. I don’t think she’ll make it. But yes, Rudolph is an asshole canker at least.
Speaking of Rudy, did you know that he wears two different shoe sizes? On one foot it’s size 9, the other size 11.
Makes it easier to insert foot in mouth.