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What Was and Never Shall Be

President Bush, right, poses for a photo with former Vice President Al Gore, and other 2007 Nobel Prize recipients, not shown, Monday, Nov. 26, 2007, in the Oval Office of the White House. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
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President Bush, right, poses for a photo with former Vice President Al Gore, and other 2007 Nobel Prize recipients, not shown, Monday, Nov. 26, 2007, in the Oval Office of the White House. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Just think of all the excitement we’d have missed if we had had a president whose strings weren’t pulled by pure, unadulterated evil!
Alternate Universe caption: “George W. Bush, former crappy governor and incompetent Texas Rangers GM, awarded four gold stars by President Al Gore for writing ‘awesome’ paper on the Civil War.”
I can’t begin to imagine the tension felt in the room.
Haha! Thats as close as AlGore is ever going to get to the White House. Thank havens, too. I can’t stand that prick!
Richie Havens? The Grey Havens? Are you a hobbit?