O.K., maybe I give to much credit:Huckabee equates homosexuality with bestiality.
More than a dozen lobbyists working to raise money for Romney.McCain and Huckabee Avoid Sparring …
Okay, you are better at the Photoshoppin… Your mission, The Incredible Hulkabee!! Lurking secretly beneath that mild-mannered, skwirlgobbling, bible thumping, drooling chin…
In the wilds of Arkansas while out hunting dogs with his son, Hulkabee was born!
Huckabee encountered a water moccassin that had been abused by snake handlers. It was forced to live in a tank of holy water and fed only aryan mice that had been converted to christianity from their evil rodent religion. It had escaped from the Primitive Baptist church and was hiding in the knothole of a tree that Huck had decided looked a lot like a vagina and proceeded to do some “knotholing” (Arkansas rural colloquialism- second in popularity only to skwirl hunting)
The snake, fearing torture by the humans again, struck Huck, shuddered and died. The snake, not Huck. Unfortunately, Huck’s son was busy strangling a particulary vicious looking stray schnauzer on the other side of the valley and was unable to suck out the poison for his dad.
Hulkabee fell into a dreamstate from the holy water moccasin venom and God came into his head and spoke to him.
“You are the chosen one. You will go to Washington and replace the constitution with the 10 commandments! If anyone gets in your way, the holy spirit will fill you and you will transform into HULKABEE!”
Huck felt the holy venom changing him. And he said unto the Lord: “Yes, O Lord”
And the Lord turned to go back into heaven, and as he disappeared he yelled over his shoulder- “And stop sticking your dick in trees!”
Hulkabee arose filled with two things: A godly fire to spread the word of Religion to his government and – an intense hate for all sexual desires except with his lovely wife- Erlene.
Normally sane- he can go off at a moment’s notice into a constitution shredding fury! That slack jawed sleepy grin hides a grimace that makes Fred Thompson look like Matthew McConnahey! Tremble, ye unworthy!
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The power elite ain’t gonna put you on the teevee if your entire campaign is based on criticizing their hegemony.
Okay, you are better at the Photoshoppin… Your mission, The Incredible Hulkabee!! Lurking secretly beneath that mild-mannered, skwirlgobbling, bible thumping, drooling chin…
In the wilds of Arkansas while out hunting dogs with his son, Hulkabee was born!
Huckabee encountered a water moccassin that had been abused by snake handlers. It was forced to live in a tank of holy water and fed only aryan mice that had been converted to christianity from their evil rodent religion. It had escaped from the Primitive Baptist church and was hiding in the knothole of a tree that Huck had decided looked a lot like a vagina and proceeded to do some “knotholing” (Arkansas rural colloquialism- second in popularity only to skwirl hunting)
The snake, fearing torture by the humans again, struck Huck, shuddered and died. The snake, not Huck. Unfortunately, Huck’s son was busy strangling a particulary vicious looking stray schnauzer on the other side of the valley and was unable to suck out the poison for his dad.
Hulkabee fell into a dreamstate from the holy water moccasin venom and God came into his head and spoke to him.
“You are the chosen one. You will go to Washington and replace the constitution with the 10 commandments! If anyone gets in your way, the holy spirit will fill you and you will transform into HULKABEE!”
Huck felt the holy venom changing him. And he said unto the Lord: “Yes, O Lord”
And the Lord turned to go back into heaven, and as he disappeared he yelled over his shoulder- “And stop sticking your dick in trees!”
Hulkabee arose filled with two things: A godly fire to spread the word of Religion to his government and – an intense hate for all sexual desires except with his lovely wife- Erlene.
Normally sane- he can go off at a moment’s notice into a constitution shredding fury! That slack jawed sleepy grin hides a grimace that makes Fred Thompson look like Matthew McConnahey! Tremble, ye unworthy!
uh, just an idea…
http://houserisingsons.blogspot.com/2008/01/incredible-hulkabee.html
Huck Smash Constitution!
Edwards is not part of the MSM’s script. When he does well, they simply ignore him. Welcome to American “democracy” in the 21st century.
Oh, and thanks for the “Which Side” link. I enjoyed that.
- Steve
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