I’m surprised the guy left out the Jello part. It is spelled out in several of the ancient texts but only readable with special glasses. If you’re completely submerged in raspberry Jello(not the sugar free kind) on 12/21/2012 between midnight and 6 am you will be spared the worst of the end. I have already had a trial run and it takes 82 boxes of Jello to fill my tub so that is one thing I always have on hand just in case the Mayans were off by a bit. Remember only raspberry works and it has to be real Jello not the store brand. Floating tiny marshmallows in the tub for additional cushioning is optional but highly recommended. Your welcome.
According to the Mayan calendar, the end is in 2012. Unfortunately for this guy and others, the end that the Mayans were talking about is the end of this particular astronomical cycle, not the end of the world.
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Great! Now I can cash in my retirement plan with out worry for the future!
underwater bicycles.
What will venture capitalist think of next?
This is so stupid. Everyone knows the world ended on May 5, 2000.
I’m surprised the guy left out the Jello part. It is spelled out in several of the ancient texts but only readable with special glasses. If you’re completely submerged in raspberry Jello(not the sugar free kind) on 12/21/2012 between midnight and 6 am you will be spared the worst of the end. I have already had a trial run and it takes 82 boxes of Jello to fill my tub so that is one thing I always have on hand just in case the Mayans were off by a bit. Remember only raspberry works and it has to be real Jello not the store brand. Floating tiny marshmallows in the tub for additional cushioning is optional but highly recommended. Your welcome.
Toss in some Everclear and that sounds like a party!
According to the Mayan calendar, the end is in 2012. Unfortunately for this guy and others, the end that the Mayans were talking about is the end of this particular astronomical cycle, not the end of the world.